I hate Ireland – short and to the point

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May 1, 2008

Short and to the point.

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  1. Séin Mc Glinchey

    Careful, he’s about to cry. Really, he sounds like a emo.

  2. jessica moran

    he only hates it cause, by the looks of it, he just got drenched in a lovely irish shower of rain! =P

  3. Andrew

    I Know this guy!! He IS Irish. He’s only saying that because
    It rains alot here.

  4. JF

    He hates Ireland because the Irish are the Dumbest, ugliest and most inbread nation on this plant.
    The only bad thing that came out of their potato famine is that it didn’t wipe them all out.

  5. gg

    he is not irish like you idiot.

  6. Har Dee Har

    HEY

    It’s inbreed not “inbread” and thats planet not “plant” Ya dumb ****e!

  7. Squiddly Diddly

    …useful training for the priesthood.

  8. Ciara M

    Anyone who wishes a famine to wipe people out is thick as hell and racist. Get ur facts straight inbreeding is not rife and ugliest i dont f***ing think so , what a pathetic pov and as for dumbest why do we then have a f***ing nation of scientists such as toxicologists and biochemists graduating and dont dare slate them disciplines, small minded people need to get a life.

  9. Jay

    IT’S INBRED YE ****IN SHOWER OF Fxxx STICKS!!!! Ye haven’t two ****in brain cells between the lot of ye to rub together!!!

  10. david g

    two things if ur ;
    1. english.
    we are a better educated nation then u, our exams are more complicated( if u can understand this word) and we have a higher rate of college graduates. therefore we are more intelligent then u. it is also said that irish women are the best looking in the world, while all english men and women are fat pub goers with yellow wanky teeth who cheer on wayne rooney as the football team lose in the world cup quarter finals (again) while talking about making money by scamming insurance companies. as for imbreed ( please kid get your spellings right before u call someone stupid) well it kinda of shows ur immuturity and your lack of a life. when ye went exploiting poorer countries i bet ya didnt think theyd follow ye back to england did ya? ha ha ah ha ha aha. now theres no brits ( great brits as self proclaimed yet thats never a good proclamation now is it?) left only indians and pakastanies, no disrespect to them. so think before u slag of another country, simply think why it holds no colonies anymore and why in 50 years time the population will be 90% darker skinned is to 10% white so think where is my nation now!? the answer is its a has been nation.

    and if ur american:
    well u dont have a nationality , do u? if ur white ur other irish or british or european and if your dark ur african simple as. ur country has about a 200 year history( doesnt have one in another words) and ur known to be the country most ripe with stupidity. and your country is great o yes it is. but im sure it isnt u or urs that made it so rather relying on the irish to build all your cities, the darks to work it and the jews to educate it. i bet if i asked u ud describe yourself as all out american, sadly thers no such thing. and as for the imbreeding thing well; packed ships bringing imigrants to america, ill put it this way, anything couldve happened.

  11. Squiddly Diddly

    Of course Ireland is a good-looking nation. One only has to look at the Pogues and Sinead O’Connor. Nothing compares!

  12. Coolcat

    It’s a bit dodgy berating someone else for their lack of intelligence when you yourself don’t appear to able to spell, superior educational system or not. “Inbred” is a word. “Imbreed”?? Is your evident low level of literacy due to inbeeding or lack of education??

    Quite apart from all that, I’m Irish, and I hate it here. I came back here 19 years ago, because I wanted to live here, not London. Boy, do I wish I could reverse that. What was I thinking??

    Business here is often corrupt (and I’m speaking from and inside perspective), and “closed shops” operate in many areas. In other words, it doesn’t matter how good you are, if you don’t scatch backs, kiss ass, and subscribe to the fiction that it’s ok to be half-competent, half-truthful, and never rock the boat, well, that’s fine. I don’t want to live like that. I work hard, I’m good at what I do, and at this point I feel I might as well not have bothered. I wish I’d taken my hard-earned qualifications, experience and enthusiasm for my work and put it to good use somewheere else where it might actually have been of use. The UK, Canada, the US. Wherever. In short, I wish I’d never come back. I can’t leave no (or I undoubtedly would, even now) as I have two young children and I’m separated (did I mention our legal system is as broken as our banking system?).

    The “sure, isn’t it fine” and “ah, he’s a grand fellow all the same” attitude has us where we are. What went on at all levels (and you can include the all-pervasive drinking culture), insufficicient infrastructure (schools, hospitals) because of insufficient taxes levied while we had the money. And an electorate that was stupid enough to vote for tax cuts time after time. We are the government. If it dosesn’t collect enough taxes, it can’t pay for services. Simple as that. So you can’t criticised the healthcare system if you also want your taxes cut. You lose the right. Too many people only too happy to be lied to by politicians, because they percieved it to be in their own interests.

    We still haven’t outgrown our colonial past. There’s still a nod-and-a-wink attitude to law-breaking, tax-evasion, drink-driving..and doing things straight.How dumb is that? It’s our own system we’re attacking by doing so. Not some “foreign invader”.

    Good to get it off my chest. And if I could emigrate next week, I would.

    PS Whatever about Irish women being the best-looking, we’re still treated like second-class citizens in this country. And will be, while we continue to have to pay for childcare out of after-tax income with no state-provided alternative. That, by the way, is in brief. A blow-by-blow account of how it actually affects working women (ie, most of us) would take too long.

    I HATE THIS COUNTRY!

  13. david g

    thats because ye are second class citizens , your brains are proved to be smaller.

  14. Squiddly Diddly

    Ireland’s big problem is that it is obsessed with and addicted to its past. You can’t build a successful Republic on xenophobia, a hatred of your neighbours and musicals with armless dancing girls. What you need instead is much much more immigration.

  15. ian k.

    Coolcat, what’s with all the generalisations? Enough with the negativity. You’re making huge generalizations without fact. Hmmm…we’re still better than England as regards standard of living. Is that why you came back? Plus we are more American in our way of business, i.e. capitalist. England is very socialist. Maybe this is what you expected here too even though we our two different countries? ;-)

  16. Pete

    Ha! Ha! I love this Site, its soooooo FUNNY. I’m Irish, Born, Bred and Proud, and this Site just makes me laugh. If anyone here is taking it seriously then I really don’t think you should. If there are any real ‘Ireland Haters’ out there, or Haters of any Country for that matter, then thanks for coming on here and giving me a good old Giggle with your Hilariously Stupid comments and Bad Spelling. No really, you’ve made my Day today.

  17. Jay

    @ DAVIDG

    You are more intelligent ?…LOL

    Many World changing inventions have been British, more than any nation; Spinning Jenny, Camera, Photography, World Wide Web, Computer, Steam Engine, Trains, Railways, Tractors, Jet Engine, Battle Tank, Vaccination, Penicillin, Antiseptic, Anasthetics, Test Tube Babies, Splitting the Atom, Cloning Animals, Television, Telephone, Radar, Hovercraft, Vertical Take Off airplanes, Supersonic Airliners, Slide Rule, Matches,Steam Pump, Piston Engine,Power Loom, Sewing Machine,Gas Lighting,Lathe,Cement,Electromagnet,Blas… Furnace, Electric Generator,Bicycle,Chronometer,Undergroun… Railway,Busses,Ships Propeller, Glider Aircraft,Steel Production,Linoleum,Pneumatic Tyres,Radio, Loudspeaker/hailer, Vacuum Cleaner,Lawnmower,Geiger Counter,Stainless Steel,Decompression Chamber,Electric Computer with stored memory/programmes,Holography,Integrated Curcuits,

    And the modern world was kick started by the Industrial Revolution, which began in Britain.

    Forgot to mention Newton and Gravity, and Darwin and Evolution, also Modern Archaeology, Steel Ships, Encyclopaedias, Dictionaries and modern Botany.

    And sports such as Football, Golf, Rugby, Cricket, Baseball, Snooker, Modern Boxing, Darts, Squash, Badminton etc.

    PLEASE remind us all what your fantastically intelligent Ireland has given the world ?

  18. cha3370

    We hate you too! :D

    And Jay, who invented hating the british? Ireland :) ! ha ha

    You really should gain a better understanding of intelligence friend

    Our Fantastically intelligent Ireland has given the world:

    Musicians: U2, The Corrs, The Cranberries, Thin Lizzy, Van Morrison, Bell X1, The Blizzards, The Frames, The Boomtown Rats, Clannad, The Divine Comedy, The Thrills, Snow Patrol, Republic of Loose, Sinead O’Connor, Enya, Sharon Shannon, Shane McGowan, Christy Moore, Eleanor McEvoy, Bob Geldof, Damien Rice, Chris De Burgh, Boyzone, Westlife, Vivian Campbell, Phil Coulter, Damien Dempsey, Rory Gallagher, Mary Black, Dolores Keane, Dolores O’Riordan, Louis Walsh (music manager)

    Writers: Oscar Wilde, William Butler Yeats, Brendan Behan, Eavan Boland, Austin Clarke, Oliver Goldsmith, Maeve Binchy, Eoin Colfer, Seamus Heaney, James Joyce, C.S Lewis, Thomas Moore, Patrick Kavanagh, Cecilia Ahearne, George Bernard Shaw

    Actors: Richard Harris, Pierce Brosnan, Colm Meany, Brendan Gleeson, Colin Farrell, Johnathan Rhys Meyers, Cillian Murphy, Fiona Shaw, Patrick McGoohan, Edward Mullhare, Richard Murray, Stuart Townsend, Forrester Harvey, Michael Gambon, Patrick Dempsey, Gerard McCarthy

    Comedians: Graham Norton, Dylan Moran, Tommy Tiernan, Dermot Morgan, Dara O’Briain, Jason Byrne, Colin Murphy, Ardal O’Hanlon, Sean Hughes, Denis Leary

    Sports Stars: Steve Staunton, Robbie Keane, Roy Keane, Richard Dunne, Martin O’Neill, Sonia O’Sullivan, Eamonn Coghlan, John Treacy, Bernard Dunne, Barry McGuigan, Michelle Smith, Paul McGinley, Padraig Harrington, Rory McIlroy, Keith Wood, Paul O’Connell, Brian O’Driscoll, Ronan O’Gara, Stephen Roche, Sean Kelly, Darren Clarke, Ken Doherty, Gordon D’Arcy, Packie Bonner, Danien Duff, Dave Finlay, Forrest Griffin, Eddie Irvine

    Business people: Tom Ryan, Michael O’Leary(CEO of Ryanair), Eddie Hobbs, Bill Cullen, David J. O’Reilly(CEO of Chevron), Denis O’Brien, Sean Quinn, Peter Sutherland (Chairman of Goldman Sachs), Phil Kelly, Arthur Guinness, Niall Fitzgerald

    Scientists: Ernest Walton (Nobel prize in physics), George Johnstone Stoney (named the electron), Robert Roden (inventor of the stopwatch), Frank Pantridge (inventor of the mobile difibrilator), Jocelyn Bell Burnell (discovered pulsars), Harry Ferguson (designer of the modern tractor, inventor of the 3 point hitch), Aeneas Coffey (inventor of the column still), Nicholas Callan (inventor of the induction coil and discoverer the principle of the dynamo), George Boole (inventor of Boolean algebra), John Stewart Bell (atomic physicist, ‘Bell’s Inequalities’), Francis Beaufort (hydrographer, developed a scale for classifying wind strength), Louis Brennan (principle of a guided missile, wire-guided torpedo)

    And according to the Legatum prosperity index 2009, Ireland is a more prosperous place to live in than the U.K.

    For a country that could fit it’s whole population into the city of London not too shabby I’d say.

  19. Patriotic Irish

    Im Irish and who ever hates the Irish come over here and say it see how long you can stand for or you could just go get a knife and cut the inside of your leg.

  20. Ruth Mc Elroy

    I think some Irish-American use their Irish heritage as an excuse to drink and fight because loads of people still think that’s what is typical for Irish and as they tell people they are Irish it gives us a bad name.
    (Im not talking about all irish americans and Im sure there are other multi-national irish people who do the same but there are a lot of Irish-Americans so i choose them)
    But when they are representing our country why wouldn’t people decide to hate us if they think were bum-alcoholics?Were not, we just drink more because our genes make us more resistant to alcohol like the oppossite to native Americans.
    (again maybe not all but I studied it in biology and tests proved it.)
    Ive only ever seen one fight in all the times Ive been out in Dundalk, Drogheda, and Dublin.And that was because the other guy said something about the guys girlfriend also they took it outside,we don’t fight inside because we have become a bit sue happy.
    Our typical appearance is brunette/black hair, blue eyes and pale skin with freckles but of course we have blonds..my best friend for example and red heads like my old best friend…but were not run by red head an green eyes and we don’t all sound like that diddle accent that a really really strong west accent and it is very beautiful when an irish person has it.
    Also were not idiots we have one of the best educational system in the world and are known for nano technology.

    To end,I love Ireland even though the rain can be a bitch cus it does it all the time but it gives us our greenness ,I love England and America is ok….i though only the cities had culture places like san jose felt too large with not an awful lot to do but i love the people.

    one thing i hate about being irish—–>cant tan….have to fake it.

  21. Laura

    cha3370 and Ruth Mc Elroy: I love you!! Though cha3370 you left out Marian Keyes from authors and Neil Delamere from comedians and Aidan Quinn from actors (his family actually live very close to mine, about 5 minutes away).

    As for that greasy haired tool in the video, whats the bettting that he would have turned into another ‘Leave Britney alone!!!!!!’ (with a little less crying and add a chainsaw or selection of knives) if it went on? He looked like he was about to bawl his eyes out or go psycho lol! I want to shove him into a roasting hot bath of water and scrub him, he’s manky, yeuck!!

  22. Ciarán G

    @John Fin
    Okay, listen you ignorant little ****. You have no idea what you’re talking about. As for you calling us the “Dumbest” nation on the planet, we have one of the best education systems in the developed world. We have a better education system than both the U.K and the U.S.A and that’s not just me standing up for my country, it’s a fact. The whole “inbred” thing is total bull**** and has no actual evidence backing it up – just you, being a moron.
    There are a hell of a lot more ugly people in the U.K and the U.S.A than there are in Ireland. Last, but not least, your stupid comment about the famine – I could easily retalliate by saying something offensive about 9/11 or the London Blitz (could be either because the U.K and U.S.A are usually the most prejudice about other nations and I’m not sure which you are from), but I wouldn’t be that petty. Intelligence is applicable to the individual, not the nation and in your case, it’s extremely low.
    I hope I didn’t make you feel too stupid, you piece of **** racist.

  23. IrishLass

    I am Irish through and through and if their was ever anything that made me proud to be so it’s this website! Long live the Irish, because if the xenophibic arseholes on here are a true reprentation of the other nations on this planet, God know we are needed here.

  24. John

    I am Irish and I can verify that Ireland is indeed a kip.The people are deluded and there arewexamples of that in this thread.The person who lists our “musicians” and sports stars only serve to illustrate that delusion.The Frames and the Thrills? The Corrs? Are you for real. Irish culture now,is made up of cheap chick lit and boy bands who cover songs.
    The people continually vote for corrupt politicians and wonder why so many have had to emigrate over the years.
    Our health service is third world and our education system is not what you have been led to believe.Overcrowed classrooms,rat infested schools and children being taught in portakabins.
    Irish people say they are proud to be Irish. Proud of what exactly?
    The insularity of cha 3370’s post is an excellent example of this delusion.

  25. Irish Head

    You yanky ****s just jealous cause we have a patriotic country that we are all proud of. I leave my house and I’m gretted by IRISH people. Not Irish-American Irish-Italian, Irish-Mexican. You dont know what you are. And being Irish means i can go to work in the city, get on a plane, get on a train or walk down the street without fear of being blown up. So I’m off now to listen to my IRISH president so you southern Anti Black hillbillie bastard go **** your sister and listen to your **** president talk about ypur backwards country

  26. Asho

    I love this site, I’m Irish & actually am proud of it but these comments are hilarious! Honestly, this back & fourth banter is priceless

  27. Baz

    Well ****head, Ur short and tactless comment appeard to be given in an irish accent!! So you depressed, gonzo lookalike, greasy haired ****, get an education and realisetheres noithing to hate. bY ALL MEANS HATE THE GOVERNMENT..we all do. But come on you know deep inside u crave a hard irish **** u fag!

  28. im so thirsty id lick the spit off a protestant

  29. sean

    that ugly B*****D definitly has to wash his hair, do you think his hippy friends told him that shampoo harms the environment??

  30. H4NDBANANA

    Lol.What is the point in this website.Do people have nothing better to do.

  31. david

    i too wondered what the point of this site was but now i realise what so so many have before me, that the great tradition of insulting the irish, rather than trying to assimilate them into the civilized world and the 20-21 century is far more rewarding.

  32. darren

    ireland is great i love tits plenty of it in ireland **** the brits

  33. slattery

    By no means dont let him represent nothing im 2cd generation irish in the states id like to reply to a few statements made we have a good education system here as a graduate of penn state i can verify this. all education systems have there faults (even yours).I have yet to meet 1 irish american that uses his heritage as a excuse to drink and fight. Infact 99% of every time i seen fights at the pubs or partys its one of us putting a end to the fighting.I also have to point out that by you judgeing all by him means one thing-watch the video again because your looking at yourself.

  34. EOIN COLLEARY

    That guy IS Irish….. he just got wet…

  35. Daoud

    You have to love the internet, a place where uneducated half wit morons can come together and prove what a waste on the Earth’s already limited resources they really are.
    Go Ireland.
    ps, using a (obviously highly censored) video of a guy saying I hate Ireland, as a means of proving that ’some’ people hate Ireland, really is sad. Finally, if there’s an American behind this, well, I suppose if I came from the most hated country on earth, the one that almost had the likes of Sarah Palin elevated to the level of ‘not a ****in idiot’, I too would be very jealous of a country like Ireland.
    Slan

  36. irishlad

    re people about the famine
    a famine is when there is not enough food to feed the population, one crop failed, that was it!!!! there was not enough food because the english continued to export it, resulting in the death of around 1million on the island, the emigration of another million, (of which i have heard estimates that 20-25% died on the boats)
    for all you people trying to build up the english, that accounts to genocide (mass murder for anyone whose education system isn’t up to scratch), don’t see you mentioning that! (i do however find it impressive that you convinced people that it was a famine)
    ps im irish and i think dublin is a hole, dont judge the country on it
    Americans – its the whole 20% nationality crap that bugs us, you can only have one nationality! we won’t complain if you just say you have roots through whoever in some place

  37. Peacekeeper

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  38. Peacekeeper

    So as yall can see tht the site is from ireland .. and i guess there are no foreigners in cork ..so it is most likely an irish guy who owns the site.

    Slag about foreigners all you want but you ****ing irish are worthless piece of **** and should be eradicated from the face of the earth ( and i m talking about ****ing genocide) you crazy bastards

  39. Tom

    For all the people who talk about the bad social system in Ireland. Id for sure take my chances in Ireland when it comes to education, health care or getting old. Compare it to the UK or the US and it is miles ahead for the average person who doesnt earn a lot.
    As for the bad weather, its not really fair to hold the weather against the people who live in a country is it? Anyway its a lot rainier, colder and darker in a lot of the north of England than anywhere in Ireland…
    And for sure more grim in the winter too…..

  40. DAVEY

    Peacekeeper
    .
    Faceless **** that talks **** won’t admit your race or country background, why wont you tell us what race you are? Na you wont, You inherently know your place. If the country is so bad I don’t see the Asians or the black’s est. running home . just remember if your black or Slavic your ****ing nobody to talk **** and remember that!

  41. Jim

    I am second generation Irish born in London. London accent, play trad. music on fiddle. When I moved to Ireland 4 years ago, I was touring an estate of new houses in my car with UK plates looking for a house to buy. There was a creche on this estate and a woman decided that I was a pervert and called the Gardai. After being tailed by Garda cars for 2 days, I stormed into the Garda station to ask what was going on. Sergeant M. told me “We don’t want any trash around here” (quote). It turned into a shouting match and I was charged with breach of the peace stuff and driven to court. The sergeant told the judge “This man was seen near a child creche….” at which point I shouted “Your justice stinks”. I narrowly avoided going to prison on bail.

    In the end it was sorted out as a misunderstanding – I wasn’t a descendant of Oliver Cromwell – but I’ll never trust the Gardai again. So much for the Cead Mile Failte. Some people in rural areas need to get a life.

  42. SeanArmagh

    His local gay bar probably got shut down.

  43. Irish Babes

    Ireland hates you too :)

  44. IRISHHATTER

    KILL THE IRISH – I WISH SOMEONE WOULD BLOW UP COPPER FACED JACKS ON A SATURDAY AND KILL THE STUPID UGLY PROUD ****S

  45. yeah well ur ugly.

  46. Ciara

    You morons!
    He IS irish, he is obviously shivering implying that it is cold and his hair is wet implying that it has been raining, and Most irish people complain that it’s rain…

  47. Kill the Infidels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go IRELAND!!

  48. Andrew

    Hey david g …you are as stupid as you sound my man…Don’t know where you found the information you are blabbing about, Irish woman are pretty, but but no way the best looking, not a chance you need some glasses brotha. Half the woman look dead or like little elves, not the the best looking, not even close.

    America may not be as old as Ireland and its history , that is a well known fact, but Ireland needs to move on up to and loss what they call a bathroom ( hole in the wall or floor and set up proper units in pubs) and pubs well I have never seen so many old men, old woman, young woman in slut skirts drunk and falling over and getting sick, almost in every town I have been too. I have lived in Ireland for 4 years now and the Irish DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. House’s use emersion for crying out load, come on dude!

    If Ireland is so well educated, then why oh why do I met so many DUMB ass people? They speak like mumbling fools and the counrty smeels like cow SH*T as soon as you get of fthe air plane. So proud to be Irish but can’t speak a lick of the native tongue…that is just one example.

    One last thing its not called Rip off Ireland for no reason, and America will always be the best country to live in and the woman (from all over the world who live there put the Irish dawgs to shame…woof woof lads!)

    But don’t get me wrong, they are worse places, just not the states you silly arse licker!

  49. Spook

    irishhater dya no what ill show da irish r better than u by not holding a grudge

  50. LMFAO Crazy ****. ;P

    Trust me, I hate our weather most of the time, we see elders stand outside a pub most of their life, and for god sake, music, our news!?! Boring as **** is what I say. Our television is as interesting as watching Paint dry. Ok Ireland is a boring, female overweight, terrible weather, bad economic, little bit over the normal drinking rate, and a totally crap irish backround.

    I’m Irish and i’ve unfortunately got to live with it. I’m a teenager but once I finish school then college, im out of here.

  51. -breath, -breath, I hate Ireland… -cut. -breath. -slits wrists. -pours gasoline on self. -takes out match. -lights. -BOOM! :P

  52. Mick

    1 million died in the famine and 1 million emmigrated

    – Still, if your fussy about what you eat then what have you to complain about!

  53. This ugly son of a rapist, looks like a load of irish just jizzed over his face.

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